“Alfie”

Ooooo deary me,
My little brother’s in his bedroom smoking weed,
I tell him he should get up cos it’s nearly half past three
He can’t be bothered cos he’s high on THC.
I ask him very nicely if he’d like a cup of tea,
I can’t even see him cos the room is so smoky,
Don’t understand how one can watch so much TV,
My baby brother Alfie how I wish that you could see.

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Oooooo I only say it cos I care,
So please can you stop pulling my hair.
Now, now there’s no need to swear,
Please don’t despair my dear Mon frere.

Ooooo Alfie get up it’s a brand new day,
I just can’t sit back and watch you waste your life away
You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid.
Get off your lazy arse,
Alfie please use your brain
Surely there’s some walls out there that you can go and spray,
I’m feeling guilty for leading you astray,
Now how the hell do you ever expect that you’ll get laid,
When all you do is stay and play on your computer games?

[Chorus]

Oh little brother please refrain from doing that,
I’m trying to help you out so can you stop being a twat.
It’s time that you and I sat down and had a little chat,
And look me in the eyes take off that stupid fitted cap.

[Chorus]

Please don’t despair
Please don’t despair
Mon frere

Popularity: 8%

“The Fear”

I want to be rich and I want lots of money
I don’t care about clever I don’t care about funny
I want loads of clothes and fuckloads of diamonds
I heard people die while they are trying to find them

And I’ll take my clothes off and it will be shameless
‘Cause everyone knows that’s how you get famous.

[Pre-chorus:]
I’ll look at the sun and I’ll look in the mirror
I’m on the right track, yeah I’m on to a winner.

[Chorus:]
I don’t know what’s right and what’s real anymore
And I don’t know how I’m meant to feel anymore
And when do you think it will all become clear?
‘Cause I’m being taking over by The Fear

Life’s about film stars and less about mothers
It’s all about fast cars and cussing each other
But it doesn’t matter cause I’m packing plastic
And that’s what makes my life so fucking fantastic

And I am a weapon of massive consumption
And it’s not my fault it’s how I’m programmed to function

[Pre-chorus]

[Chorus]

Forget about guns and forget ammunition
‘Cause I’m killing them all on my own little mission
Now I’m not a saint but I’m not a sinner
Now everything’s cool as long as I’m getting thinner

[Chorus]

Popularity: 6%

“Not Fair”

Oh he treats me with respect
he says he loves me all the time
he calls me fifteen times a day
he likes to make sure that I’m fine

You know I’ve never met a man
who’s made me feel quite so secure
he’s not like all them other boys
they’re all so dumb and immature

There’s just one thing
that’s getting in the way
when we go up to bed
you’re just no good
it’s such a shame

I look into your eyes
I want to get to know you
and then you make this noise
and it’s apparent it’s all over

It’s not fair
and I think you’re really mean
I think you’re really mean
I think you’re really mean

Oh, you’re supposed to care
don’t you never make me scream
you never make me scream

Oh, it’s not fair
and it’s really not ok
it’s really not ok
it’s really not ok

Oh, you’re supposed to care
but all you do is take
yeah all you do is take

Oh I lie here in the wet patch
in the middle of the bed
I’m feeling pretty damn hard done by
I spent ages giving head

Then I remember all the nice things
that you’ve ever said to me
maybe I’m just overreacting
maybe you’re the one for me

There’s just one thing
that’s getting in the way
when we go up to bed
you’re just no good
it’s such a shame

I look into your eyes
I want to get to know you
and then you make this noise
and it’s apparent it’s all over

It’s not fair
and I think you’re really mean
I think you’re really mean
I think you’re really mean

Oh, you’re supposed to care
don’t you never make me scream
you never make me scream

Oh, it’s not fair
and it’s really not ok
it’s really not ok
it’s really not ok

Oh, you’re supposed to care
but all you do is take
yeah all you do is take

There’s just one thing
that’s getting in the way
when we go up to bed
you’re just no good
it’s such a shame

I look into your eyes
I want to get to know you
and then you make this noise
and it’s apparent it’s all over

It’s not fair
and I think you’re really mean
I think you’re really mean
I think you’re really mean

Oh, you’re supposed to care
don’t you never make me scream
you never make me scream

Oh, it’s not fair
and it’s really not ok
it’s really not ok
it’s really not ok

Oh, you’re supposed to care
but all you do is take
yeah all you do is take

Popularity: 6%

“Smile”

When you first left me I was wanting more
But you were fucking that girl next door, what cha do that for (what cha do that for)
When you first left me I didn’t know what to say
I never been on my own that way, just sat by myself all day

I was so lost back then
But with a little help from my friends
I found a light in the tunnel at the end
Now you’re calling me up on the phone
So you can have a little whine and a moan
And it’s only because you’re feeling alone

At first when I see you cry,
yeah it makes me smile, yeah it makes my smile
At worst I feel bad for a while,
but then I just smile I go ahead and smile

Whenever you see me you say that you want me back
And I tell you it don’t mean jack, no it don’t mean jack
I couldn’t stop laughing, no I just couldn’t help myself
See you messed up my mental health I was quite unwell

I was so lost back then
But with a little help from my friends
I found a light in the tunnel at the end
Now you’re calling me up on the phone
So you can have a little whine and a moan
And it’s only because you’re feeling alone

At first when I see you cry,
yeah it makes me smile, yeah it makes my smile
At worst I feel bad for a while,
but then I just smile I go ahead and smile

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala lalala

At first when I see you cry,
yeah it makes me smile, yeah it makes my smile
At worst I feel bad for a while,
but then I just smile I go ahead and smile

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

Popularity: 6%